Rules of the ChickenVerse

This is an incomplete list of the rules of the Chickenverse

1. Don't talk about Uncyclopedia

2. Don't f**king talk about Uncyclopedia!

3. Chicken Butt.

4. Chicken Poo

5. Chicken Hair

6. Chicken Thigh

7. A Big Fat Hen

8. The previous 5 rules are pointless

9. I'll have two number nines [See rule 10]

10. A number nine large [See rule 11]

11. A number six with extra dip [See rule 12]

12. A number seven [See rule 14]

14. Two number 45s (one with cheese) [See rule 15]

15. And a large soda

34 . If it exists, it's going to be here whether you like it or not. No exceptions, unless you are a f**king idiot.

35. There's probably going to be sexual material of every character, or at least the ones on this wiki.

63. For every character, there is an equal and opposite gender version.

93. Rule 93 was skipped because it wasn't approved by the CCA.

95. Do not try this at home

98. If you believe in SJW propaganda, get out.

205. SJWs are your enemies, their ideology is EVIL.

220. Your master is the Comics Code Authority

469. There are rules for everything, and these are the international laws.

666. Avoid George Soros

911: 9/ 11 wasn't an inside job, but rather, a job done by those violating the Comics Code. The CCA doesn't approve of that.

2012. The Comics Code Authority has ended the world many times, and they have the right to do it again.

3000. We're tired of making these stupid rules

9001. It's over NINE THOUSAND!

9003: Your Text Here

∞. Can we go now?