Bat Credit Card

The Bat Credit Card is one of the most powerful tools in the Chickenverse, and every Holy God has at least one. Its slogan is "Never leave the cave without it," with "the cave" referring to the Cave in the advertisements.

Known Powers (Incomplete)

 * Can function as a regular credit card (always has at least $7 million, because going below that will mean the cash balance resets to $7 million.)
 * Negative APR if you're a Holy God (Permanent 0% APR if you're not a Holy God)
 * Requires Good Credit and to be liked by the Comics Code Authority.
 * Created by GothCard (the best bank in the Chickenverse, and located in the Holy Roman Empire.)
 * Atmokinesis (you pay $1,000)
 * Time Manipulation (you pay $666 for every hour you want to time travel that's not 1 hour per hour [$11.10 per minute].)
 * Immortality (Works like this: If you die, you come back to life with nothing bad except for a slightly reduced credit score.)
 * Removing Kebab
 * Literally the only reason why Smallpox was eradicated (without this credit card, Smallpox would still be a problem today.)
 * Can give you New Coke
 * Never Expires