Dipsy

Dipsy is an SJW a Teletubby who's stupid, and is really obsessed with crowbars. He uses them for literally everything, which is just plain stupid.

Crowbar Collection
This is a VERY incomplete list of Dipsy's Crowbars, which he's very obsessed with. He must be addicted to collecting every crowbar ever made, so a more complete list would take up a Mahakathana pages (and that's not even the complete list).
 * 1) Dipsy Jr. (His first crowbar, which is clean as a whistle.)
 * 2) Jack (the second crowbar, and the one picked from the trash.)
 * 3) Jill (for some reason, this third one is corroded.)
 * 4) Jim (The fourth one, which is a chinese knockoff crowbar. Still better than their games, though.)
 * 5) Unnamed Crowbar (This fifth one has no name, but it IS made in the USA. Not as good as the German-made ones, but still good.)
 * 6) Jimmy (The sixth one, which is stinky.)
 * 7) Dr. Death (This seventh one is radioactive, and it is made out of Uranium.)
 * 8) Koji Kondom (His eighth one, which got rusty long ago. Still, It has managed not to snap in half.)
 * 9) Mike (The 9th one, which is broken in half.)
 * 10) Ike (The 9th one, which is broken in half.)

Crowbar addiction
As I said before, Dipsy might be addicted to these crowbars. I mean, what's so special about crowbars? They're just a stupid melee weapon from Half Life and GMod. Dipsy has gotten in trouble with the law for this obsession, and has even ended up on My Strange Addiction for this.