Chromebook

A Chromebook is a paperweight disguising as a Laptop, invented by the VHEMT to control the populace.

List of Features on Chromebook
This list is very short, but these include everything a Chromebook can do that Windows laptops can't.
 * Requires a constant internet connection, so the VHEMT can remotely delete your files if you DARE question them.
 * Can spy on you (To be fair, Windows 10 does this too.)
 * George Soros loves it!
 * Can be used to induce vomiting
 * No support for any software, not even games.
 * You don't need to install a virus, because Chrome OS is a virus.
 * No support for video editing or image editing, unless you like software that makes Windows Movie Maker and MS Paint look like Sony Vegas and Gimp.
 * Has been declared an unholy artifact by the Holy Gods
 * Funded by the VHEMT
 * Powers on in 8 seconds, so the VHEMT can start spying on you quickly.
 * Forces Updates (Again, Windows 10 does this too.)
 * Bad Office Apps
 * For the "benefit of the consumer" is set up from the box to treat the user like an animal and the privacy features have been removed
 * Without warning, will suddenly start blocking sites for no reason.
 * No Disc Drives, as the VHEMT hates when you play your CDs.
 * Runs bad android games and malware
 * Barely any local storage, possibly even less than a USB flash drive.
 * Multiplies when fed after midnight
 * Built in auto-destruct
 * Slows down if you look at it funny, often times freezing forever (at least until it runs out of its 6 hour battery).
 * The web the way Soros wants it
 * Will be responsible for the end of the universe
 * Can be used to store "your data", thus irreversibly giving the VHEMT the rights to your work.
 * Used by VHEMT-funded schools and libraries to censor students who dare disagree
 * Can't be upgraded
 * Sells your data to Advertisers