Australia

Australia is a poor and extremely dangerous country, where anything can happen.

Bad things that can happen to you in Australia
Trust me, this list is nowhere near complete.
 * Poisoned by a mosquito
 * Poisoned by a Snake
 * Hypnotised by the VHEMT
 * Poisoned by the VHEMT
 * Hypnotised by a Snake
 * Beaten up
 * Jumped on by a kangaroo
 * Beaten up a Kangaroo
 * Burnt to death by the extreme heat
 * Joining the Rugby team to get beaten up
 * Eaten by a shark
 * Stung by a jellyfish
 * Locked up just for holding a gun
 * Get killed by caves closing in
 * Locked up by the VHEMT for disagreeing with them
 * Get punished by one of the Holy Gods
 * Murdered by a muslim migrant
 * Raped by a muslim migrant
 * Having your internet censored because the VHEMT doesn't agree with it