Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs could be considered one of the most powerful founders of a company (Apple). Eventually, he got Pancreatic Cancer and died. Since then, Apple has been preparing to join him in dying.

Before Apple
Steve Jobs was born on February 24, 1955. He dropped out of college in the 1970's, right before founding Apple when he was old enough to drink.

At Apple
On April Fool's Day 1976, Steve Jobs created Apple (possibly to prank people? We may never know), and lived for its first 35 years. He left in 1983 because John Sculley showed him an image of Medusa, and he didn't want to be petrified. He returned in 1997. He lived for 14 more years, before dying of pancreatic cancer. His ghost is in every Apple computer, and in Tim Cook. We've been trying to bring him back, but it's been proven to cost 100 trillion bitcoins.